President Washington wielding a light saber?

Maybe show this to your students when they come back from winter break?  (No, probably not.)

What about on the last day of class?  (Possibly.)

(For what it's worth, it appears that George Washington was, in fact, right-handed, so the illustration has at least that that going for it.)

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— Mount Vernon (@MountVernon) December 18, 2015